Yankee Rabbits

Indie Action

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$3.99

100% (6 reviews) based on Steam data

Works in United States,

Publisher

Indie. io

Developer

Yajueko

Release date

4 March 2026

In-game languages

EnglishJapanese

Description

The end of the world wasn’t aliens, plagues, or nukes. It was Yankee Rabbits — pink, bat-swinging humanoid nightmares in track jackets. They rolled into town, flattened humanity, and now strut around like they own the place. Spoiler: they do.

The only “law” left is Satsuko — a deeply corrupt cop who cut a deal with the rabbits to keep her spot in the city. She doesn’t side with you. She doesn’t fight the rabbits. Instead, she blames you for everything they do and makes a habit of attacking you just to add insult to injury.

And then there’s you — a mysterious anime girl somehow stuck with the job of taking these rabbits down. Ten stages. Ten rounds each. Nine rounds of increasingly smug bunnies, then one boss fight so unhinged it looks like someone hit “randomize” on the design doc and shipped it anyway.

The catch? The art is cute. The fights are not. You’ll be laughing at the rabbits one moment and begging for mercy the next. That whiplash is the entire point.

Clear the main mode and things only get worse: Survival Mode pits you against endless waves until your willpower disintegrates, while Free Run Mode turns the game into a double-jumping, platforming obstacle course nightmare. Some Free Run courses will be free. Some will be paid. All will be questionable decisions you’ll somehow enjoy.

So here it is: anime girl with guns, rabbits with bats, bosses with too many particle effects, and a crooked cop who hates you almost as much as the rabbits do. It’s silly, it’s brutal, it’s nonsense — and it’s exactly what it should be.

FEATURES

Classic Mode – 10 stages × 10 rounds of rabbit beatdowns, capped off with boss fights that shouldn’t legally exist.

Survival Mode – Endless waves until you break, rage-quit, or achieve enlightenment.

Free Run Mode – Double jumps, absurd platforming, and post-launch course packs (some free, some paid).

Ranking System – Clear faster, earn an S-Rank, and then explain to your friends why you cared.

Gap Moe Aesthetic – Cute visuals vs. merciless difficulty. Laugh, then cry.

Satsuko, the Worst Cop Alive – A crooked officer who attacks you while blaming you for everything. Thanks, Satsuko.

System requirements

Minimum

Windows 10 64 bit

Processor

Intel Core i5-4570 / Ryzen 5 1400

Random access memory

8 GB RAM

Video card

GTX 650/ GTX 750 Ti / GTX 950 / RX 460

Disk space

1 GB available space

Additional

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Recommended

Windows 11

Processor

Intel Core i5-8400 / Ryzen 5 2600

Random access memory

8 GB RAM

Video card

GTX 1060 / GTX 1650 / RX 580

Disk space

3 GB available space

Additionally

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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